No, I have not gone off the deep end. The title refers to my son's exact phrasing when requesting (okay, demanding) a PB&J. I am not sure how it started, but he has recently become infatuated with the childhood staple and begs for one each day with this phrasing:
"Mom, I want a peanut butter & jelly with no food and no meat."
I asked him yesterday, what is peanut butter & jelly if it is not food. His reply 'it is sauce'. I can see his point.